Hetrosexual

A dumbass that thinks they know how to spell heterosexual

Kyle texted me that he was "hetrosexual" after I called him gay, lmao that dumbass

by VilteKes July 1, 2019

Rydrosexual

To be addicted to cheez whiz and that thicc milk rectum

Daddy Frank religion is Destroya, But his sexuality is being Rydrosexual

by Official CrankThatFrank October 23, 2017

Retardsexual

When your sexual orientation is so nebulous and hard to understand, that only other mentality challenged people can comprehend it.

"Did you hear that Jane is a semibisexual now?"

"Ah, I always knew she was retardsexual"

by Smegmaondemand November 27, 2020

metrosexual

A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.

Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005

petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

metrosexual

Harry Potter, according to the Scarf of Sexual Preference.

Scarf: Metrosexual!
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.

by didjagetmahtext July 25, 2010

netrosexual

one who find sexual arousal in the power politics of communication via the internet, namely, through the messageboard medium

Nobody could understand why little Jimmy kept coming back to the board for more abuse, and eventual deletion, week after week. It finally made sense when we found out Jimmy was a netrosexual; his sole sexual pleasure in life was derived from the thought of an admin deleting his account.

by elliott February 4, 2005