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retarted monkey

A person who thinks they are smart, but really just fuck all the rest of us over.
Retarted Monkey: "Hi my name is ****** and I'm smart!"
Everyone Else: "NO YOU'RE NOT!!!!!!"
by SeanPatrick March 28, 2008
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Retarted

I guy who has a ten inch ding dong and calls himself daddy and tells little kids that his “gf” is pregnant of fornite.
This nigga retarted
by Hoe bicth October 30, 2018
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retarted

nig #1: mann how much u smoke

nig #2: iuno man but im fuckin retarted
by preefer February 28, 2007
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retarted

people that aren't preps
they are preps so you know they aren't retarted!
by Anonymous October 12, 2002
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retarted giraffe

a word that can describe about anything..a mystical creature like a liger, bigfoot or jewish people discovered in Tiffs house in the bathroom ever since then its wrecked havoc and destruction on man kind with its long tale and retarted ways
"look at her shes such a retarted giraffe.."

"dude i retarted giraffe so hard last night"
by retarted giraffe man October 24, 2008
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hung like a retarted gerble

some who is unusualy large for thier body size
People always said he was big but look, hes hung like a retarted gerble, its gotta be 7" around

MY Boyfriend ,NOT yours
by T.D.B. March 26, 2008
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Retardery

1. a sort of factory that turns normal people into retards a retardery
2. a factory that specializes in making items specifically for retarded people a retardery.
3. A factory that makes only helmets for retards, clearly the helmets have chin straps and stickers of their favorite superheroes to decorate themselves.

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I fucking hate that guy let's knock him out and take him down to the retardery and make him into a retard. Great idea!

Man I wish they had a Walmart for just retards a one-stop shop for all my mentally disabled children dude they do It's called the retardery haven't you heard of it they make only items for retarded kids and people!

I wish I didn't have to go online to buy my retarded son a helmet with a chin strap and superhero stickers. Hey you don't have to you just got to go down to the retardery they got a whole factory warehouse full of helmets with chin straps and superhero stickers to customize them with... Timmy Timmy and Jimmy Jimmy
by Scotty2Hotty23 August 30, 2025
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