retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.

Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.

by Manuterus May 14, 2015

Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.

That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.

by Crubaka September 2, 2009

non-retard unit

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.

-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units

by palibatya May 8, 2017

Retard Tingles

Retard Tingles is commonly caused by watching the humiliation and misfortune of others. It creates an over whelming embarrassing feeling that tingles all over the body and causes the face to flentch up much like a retard or one that is disabled.

While watching a contestant fail miserably on American Idol Jarch shouted, "Oh my ga I have retard tingles all over my bod".

by EGJ February 9, 2009

ok retard

said when someone is being retarded

You're shit at this game

ok retard

by slayeer August 25, 2019

gay retard

n. adj. A retard who is also gay.

look at that gay retard

by Razir November 12, 2013

Alpha Retard

A mentally handicapped individual who rules over the other mentally under developed in a group. Such behavior is very similar to what is seen in Apes where the Alpha Male plays a dominant position

"The Alpha Retard rules over those other retards with an iron fist..."

by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003