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report happy

Someone who reports you in a chatroom or similar, It can be understood if they do it for spamming or scamming, but they report for the tiniest little thing, even if it is not that bad, dangerous or if it was unintentional. Sometimes, after, or before reporting you, some of them like to rub it in/harrass you. Report happies are often trolls, bored users, stupid 12 year olds, or just plain assholes, usually with no life.
(on a RPG website in the glitch report section of the forum):

Guy in chatroom: Y'know, I just wanted to report a glitch on the site, you know, the webmaster was giving out special golden axes? Well I got one, I accidentaly clicked on the link again, and got a second one, is that normal?

Report Happy #1: lyk omg, you dumb ass! u wuz only suposed 2 git 1! now everybody on the fukin sight is gunna do dat! i'm am reporting you!

Report happy #2: yea, you retard, what fcking cunt. i'm reporting u too. way to expose the glitch.

Guy in chatroom: But, I didn't know...

Report Happy #3: what a waste of a 7 year account with premium and all items unlocked, and the strongest playable character... i reported him too. lol

Guy in chatroom: ...

(His account and all his years of hard work is deleted)...

...It later turns out that the site's staff has admitted it was an honest mistake, and for an apology, they let everyone keep the second item they got.
by Hell-vis March 17, 2010
mugGet the report happymug.

fly report

The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.

(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
by Talisman2 January 24, 2011
mugGet the fly reportmug.

snap report

A report filled out by office staff upon returning from the snap trap. Details physical and sensual characteristics of the excretions.
I just went and snapped one.
Have you filled out a report yet?
It will be on your desk after lunch.
by Cwips February 5, 2004
mugGet the snap reportmug.

report monkey

plural: report monkeys

Someone or some group responsible for reporting or "ratting-out" other people. This is done to muzzle others, or to come against others beliefs or ideas. Report Monkeys can also be used to effectively drown out or quell freedom of speech.

Report monkeys use a "report user" button, where the report monkey clicks this button to report a user to notify authorities.

"Report monkeying" is usually performed under the guise of adhering to private standards when in fact is used to manipulate and drown out the masses freedom of expression.
John: hey Dana just reported me on yahoo answers
Steve: what a fucking report monkey !
by Byron Whiteson August 1, 2009
mugGet the report monkeymug.

Pre-reporting

also Prereporting

The ability to report an event before it has occurred via live worldwide broadcast or through newsprint. Prereporting also involves contradictory evidence contained within the story that is being reported.
BBC on 9-11-01 engaged in pre-reporting with a newscast that World Trade Center 7 (a.k.a. the Salomon builing) had fallen while the building was still standing, and visible over the newscaster's shoulder.
by skizex March 2, 2007
mugGet the Pre-reportingmug.

report happy

A report happy is defined as someone who feels the need to report everything they deem unworthy of the webite, even if what they're reporting isn't against the rules. If they think it should be against the rules, they'll report it.
Example 1:
User: My friend is a pain in the butt.
Report Happy: You're going to get reported now. Profanity is against the rules.

Example 2:
User: I don't like you.
Report Happy: Reported for harassment!
by guardianpinkneko January 7, 2009
mugGet the report happymug.

daily report

after going munber 2. to tell someone about your bowel movement. the shapes, sizes,colors, and textarity of it all.
i wanted to give pete the daily report, but he woundn't listen. i told him anyway.
by bema August 30, 2006
mugGet the daily reportmug.

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