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Resting-grinch-face

A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.
Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.
by On the Buses February 20, 2018
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resting diarrhea face

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.
Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.
by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018
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Resting Bitch Face

Someone - usually female, but sometimes male - whose intended expressionless (i.e. "resting") face actually appears mean, grumpy or angry.
The Resting Bitch Face poster girl is Victoria Beckham, AKA Posh Spice. The Resting Bitch Face poster boy is Kanye West.
by Ed Ukator November 16, 2018
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resting jock neck

when a dude who plays sports has a very thick neck in resting position
that guy over there has resting jock neck”
by ava222 June 2, 2020
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Resting Dick Face

Man Donald sure must be upset for he has Resting Dick Face.
by Breaking_Sad November 17, 2016
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Resting Vagina Hands

when a male politician is so scared by a woman that their default position is resting their hands in the shape of a vagina.
Donald Trump met with Angie Merkel and was so frightened that he went right to his Resting Vagina Hands.
by Uncle Joosie July 11, 2018
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tit resting

Tit resting is both the placing of breasts on top of a surface, or a person's body, in order to bare the weight of the breasts (giving the person a rest), and the resting of person's head or other body part on a pair of breasts. Of course, tit resting is far more likely for individuals with very large tits. Those with particularly large tits may consider scheduled tit rests throughout the day as an alternative to breast reduction. Recreational tit resting for intimate/erotic purposes can be very enjoyable for all involved parties. Examples of tit resting in modern media can be found very often in Russian pop music videos as well as in the Japanese anime series Kanokon and B H.
Jesus, I need a tit rest.

My back problems have kind of subsided since I started "tit resting".

Come here baby, come have a tit rest.
by Mr Chewy Bacca June 21, 2010
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