dad reflexes

the reason for dad reflexes are to protect their kids and they are faster then normal reflexes which are made to protect their kids in any way needed. PS only dads have it

Dad is on the couch and hes little toddler is falling then the dad uses his dad reflexes to catche his toddler mid air so the kid doesn't get hurt.

by NassuTheU July 27, 2016

gag reflex

n. an urge to gag, strangle, or vomit when swallowing

Tyrone taught Brie Ann to relax her gag reflex by painting her throat with numbing teething gel so she could deepthroat him with ease and have him shoot his load directly into her stomach.

by Richard Black June 7, 2005

refuckindiculous

something that is so rediculous that it needs a curse word to make a point

wtf? mars is gonna collide with earth? thats refuckindiculous

by darejar January 11, 2008

refuckingdiculous

When something is just unfathomably ridiculous.

a. "Dude look at the cat riding the skateboard!"
b. "Thats refuckingdiculous!"

by John the Postman February 14, 2008

Refuckingardless

Do what you fucking got to do regardless!

I was going to that party refuckingardless!

by rico suave 47 August 11, 2009

Reflexting

The moment someone tells you a juicy story & your first reflex is to grab your phone & text someone what you just found out.

Tessa- Yea, Tyler totally fingered Emma.
Linda- No way!
*Grabs phone & texts Matt* (<-- Reflexting)

Linda- Tyler fingered Emma.
Matt- She cheated on Bryan!?
Linda- Yea she's totally "Slide to Unlock"

by Chawwley Bucket July 25, 2011

Blue reflector

A game where while driving at night, usually with a group, every time you see a blue reflector on the road you put your hand to the ceiling of the car and yell "BLUE REFLECTOR". Last person to say it has to remove a piece of clothing.

"I got that bitch butt naked playing blue reflector last night on the back roads"

by Ladida June 23, 2013