J.J. Redick

JJ is an overated basketball player who does nothing but shoot jump shots. He plays at Duke, a university known for athletes who party, rape women, get in fights, do drugs, and ultimately fail in professional sports. JJ is a very cocky guy- a friend of mine in the communications department at G. Washington U said he tried to get an interview, and JJ said to fuck off. Reddick can usually be found shooting 3-point shots off of screens (he can NEVER be found playing defense). In his spare time, he likes to drive drunk, piss on women (it's his fetish), bitch and moan, and have Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas suck his cock.

While JJ was at Duke, he a had a squeaky clean image (ala Kobe), and he was proceived by the media as a model student athlete. However, following his leaving Duke, the real facts about his life have been revealed. First of all, many Duke students have reported that his was a cocky, mean, party animal- you know, your typical rich white boy who's a good athlete. Then, JJ was convicted on a drunk driving charge, as he tried to turn around to avoid a seatbelt checkpoint. Finally, Duke sluts have reported that JJ seems to have an odd fetish- pissing. Yes, girls at Duke say that, in exchange for going home with JJ, he gets to piss on you.

JJ's draft stock is dropping fast! His drunk driving arrest, lack of basketball skills, and newly discovered back injury, will drop him to the latter part of the 1st round.

J.J. Redick can often be found choking, as he can't hit any shots in the clutch. Meanwhile, Dick Vitale and Jay Bilas can also often be found chocking, on JJ's sperm.

by Scotty Doesn't Know June 21, 2006

JJ Redick

JJ Redick is a great basketball player. He will be a leader for Duke in the next two years, and hopefully, have a great NBA Career after that. He is a great shooter and a great person as well. He is the latest leader of the Duke team, fulfilling a role just as Christian Laettner did in his junior and senior season.

He is just like Christian Laettner, in that he shoots well and is a leader. GO JJ!!! ROCK THE ACC AND THE NCAA!!!

by BlueDevilForLife September 6, 2004

redik

Typically has blonde gorgeous hair. Hung like chuck Norris. Loves to eat toothbrushes. Has many honey badger tendencies and deep brown eyes you can't help but to stare into.

Random girl/guy: Who is that awesome guy over there who doesn't give a fuck?

Other random girl/guy: Oh that's Redik, he's prob the coolest guy you'll ever meet.

by Blondehairdontcare November 2, 2013

redonk-a-donk

Otherwise the formal spelling of, redonkadonk, is derived from both redonkulous and badonkadonk; hence coupling verbal and visual absurdity together in order to portray something (emotionally and/or physically) unfathomably disturbing, amazing, or - in many cases - both.

Did I tell you about the time I saw Pat Robertson at a strip club getting a lapdance and screaming, "Hallelujah!!"? ...Yeah...Redonk-a-donk.

by C_Dizz July 20, 2008

redunkulous

Ridiculous to the extreme. When nothing else can describe the cause or reason behind an action or event, that is otherwise impossible in nature.

Dan, while playing Modern Warfare 2: "That guy just shot me with a shotgun through three walls from a mile away!"

Bobby, while also playing Modern Warfare 2: "For real...that's redunkulous!"

by GOAT of the Month February 4, 2010

JJ Redick

An AWESOME outside shooter who can bust a big shot in a time of need. He is also very hot and seems to be very disciplined.

J.J. will go on and become one of the greatest shooters in the history of the game if he continues to do what he's doing.

by Taylor R. March 15, 2004

reinkurtnation

Someone who looks, acts, dresses, sings, talks just like Kurt Cobain

Some guy: Dude have you heard his singing?!
Some other guy: yeah he's a reinkurtnation

Noob: OMG WHENS UR NXT ALBUM OUT!1?
Reinkurtnation: Do I know you?

by Sam Linge September 8, 2007