Recovery Blunt

A blunt smoked after a long night of drinking in order to: a. Get you super stoned and b. Help ease the hangover the next morning

*waking up the next morning after drinking* man I'm glad I smoked that recovery blunt last night. I got super high and now I don't feel too hungover

by Kim Bong Il August 15, 2015

Recovery dick

That guy w the strong dick game you use to get over your ex.

“Tanner has that recovery dick I’ve been needing.”

by Bdar3 January 28, 2021

recoverygirlhatepage

very sexy and funny, astounding, extraordinary , amazing , incredible and very hot

omg recoverygirlhatepage is so sexy i have a crush on them

by ilikefrogs124 February 28, 2021

Recovery Pussy

Recovery Pussy is when you’re in a situation to where you can’t get pussy, but you have that one girl your contacts that you know you can get a lil quickie in.

Bobby: “Bro we definitely gotta get some bitches down here”
James: “Facts dawg, but if I don’t get some I got some recovery pussy just in case”
Bobby: “wtf is that??”
James: “Just a last resort to where if I don’t get any other Pussy I can still say I got Pussy ”
Bobby: “Oh Facts”

by Spidey349 July 4, 2021

Recovery Pimp

A man who preys on girls in early recovery from addiction.

He only goes to meetings because he's a recovery pimp.

by Gordy W. September 4, 2023

offroad recovery

People or persons who willingly give their time to help each other get unstuck from off road mishaps, or to help those who have no business doing any offloading in the first place. Generally kind hearted and willing to help. Some are just out to prove who's "pole" is bigger than others.

Hey call that offroad recovery guy! He's always willing to help!

by Mr86chevyman February 25, 2017

Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt

That damn offensive recovery biscuit.

by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018