go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

Reacteen

The word used to define a girl that is fine AF with whom you had sex, only to learn that the bitch is 12 after the act.

Convict: Why you in?
Man: Fucking Reacteen bruh...
Convict: Shit my bad hope this'll help...
(Other convicts surprise butt-sex the man)
*Muffled Groanings*

by FlawlessNLawless June 25, 2016

Richmond reach around

A Richmond reach around is when two people are booty dancing and one dancer reaches behind their back and jacks their partner off.

Guy1: "I can't think of anyone to bring to the club tonight.."
Guy2: "You should call Tori, I heard she gives an awesome Richmond reach around."

by bthatguyb April 4, 2011

Constantinople Reach around

The Constantinople reach around is where one male is laying back on the floor and the other male is squatting over his face. The male on his back then proceeds to give a thumbs up sign and finger the other male's asshole

Jim gave me the good ol' Constantinople Reach Around last night!

by exotiic November 21, 2016

Dougie Reach-around

Putting one's hands between a man's legs, from behind, and grabbing his testicles.

I gave the MD a Dougie Reach-around at the work Annual Conference drinks last night.

by Rors83 February 24, 2017

reach out

This has become the new cliché for yuppie types or any pseudo-intellectual types or just idiots that think it sounds special. It is simply just another way of saying: contact, call, speak to, notify, etc. It really sounds faggy and flags the speaker as being self conscious about how they sound to their peers. You also have to wonder who they think they're impressing when they speak like they have an Emily Post book on etiquette shoved up their ass.

Bruce: I'm going to 'reach out' to Bill today.

Tom: Hey Bruce, why do you always insist on talking like a fag?! That little homily won't hide the fact that your a douche-bag.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 24, 2010

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011