B. K. Randy Tandy

The type of person who disrespects their friends for no discernible reason. An asshole who is ambivalent to how much of an asshole they are.

One example might be always complaining about roommates doing the dishes and then never doing the dishes. Another example might be making you pay him back for the two slices of bread you borrowed for a sandwich.

See: chach douche dickhead

Ray: Hey can you believe Joe invites his brother over to do his laundry here without asking?

Simon: Dude, I know. He's a real B. K. Randy Tandy.

by simonbeard March 18, 2019

Randy 'The Ram' Robinson

A character portrayed by Mickey Rourke in the terrific movie, The Wrestler. A burnout who lives for the fast times and glory of life at the expense of paying the obvious consequences. A wrestler who was once big time and still dreams about getting back on top. A man of passion that lives for the instant gratification of things in life. A flawed man, but one with good intentions. Some people say there's strong Christian symbolism with the film that can draw parallels with the character Randy and Jesus Christ. One of the many examples people use to support this claim is Randy sacrificed his blood and body for his followers. And near the end of the film where Randy goes on the top rope reminds people of Jesus in his crucifixion. Not to mention that 'The Ram' is the second most important animal in the bible, and probably the second best metaphor choice for Jesus next to Lion.

Did you see Mickey Rourke's portrayal of Randy 'The Ram' Robinson in the movie The Wrestler? It was terrific...

by PeteThePrince February 19, 2009

retarded randy

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.

dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

by retarded randy May 3, 2008

Randy Rhoads

A great guitarist that luckily rocked out with Ozzy.

Played on Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of A Madman.

Check out Ozzy's "Tribute" album.
It has a live show with Randy...and he murders his axe.

GO BUY IT!

Randy fuckin'owned his guitar.

by SuperSonicX August 28, 2004

Randy Rhoads

One of the most raddest and sexiest guitarits that ever lived.

Person 1: Dude, Randy Rhoads is so freakking awesome!
Person 2: Yeah, and hot too.

by Adrianna P.V. November 7, 2006

cool randy

a cool randy is a common remedy to the aforementioned "hot andy",a hand job with cool ranch dressing to ease the burn

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,the cool randy,just what my penis needs"

by zeeper April 25, 2010

The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008