Ramen is a Japanese knock-off of Chinese food consumed by wapanese and poor college kids. Tastes like sodium chloride and chicken.
Wapanese - "Oh my god liek, I can't wait til the new Naruto episode comes out so I can download it and eat ramenomg kawaiiii =^__^="

College Kid - "Well, after the thirtieth cock at the Olive Garden, I probably have enough for 5 days of ramen.."
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A cult of elite weebs, who study, practice, and worship a noodle-like food.
Person 1: Where do you keep going on the weekends?
Person 2: Oh it's my Ramenism cult, we were doing our practices.
by Stephanoob January 21, 2019
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that very unhealthy, yet addictive noodle stuff that gives u cancer after a while. if your really into it, you can get those big cardboard boxes with like, 20 bags of the stuff in those japanese/korean supermarkets.
yo, i ate like, 3 packs of ramen today

no wonder people always get cancer in korean dramas, they eat too much ramyeun(korean for ramen)
by ramen-men-men-men April 25, 2006
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instant noodles.
japan actually borrowed the concept from korea.
america has begun selling some that isn't half as good as the japanese and korean kind.
really cheap.
putting egg in your ramen tastes good....
by 1000papercranes December 10, 2006
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when you bleach or damage your hair enough so its really frizzy no matter what. and if you use a straightening iron, it looks like your hair is a ramen brick.
dude you have ramen!

and/or

you have noodles!
by ethan gfb November 16, 2006
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When you are giving oral to someone with pubes and you get a little in your mouth.
"Damn girl, shave ya nasty ass, I don't wanna taste any of that dark ramen."
by DarkRamen69 January 4, 2018
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The painful shitting that occurs after one consumes several packs of Ramen Noodles. Which also include drinking the flavored run off after eating all the noodles (tends to make toilet water very greasy).
Yo I cant go to the party 2nite, my stomach is really fucked up..
>> What the hell did u eat?
I had like 4 packs of Ramen Noodles and now Im feeling constipated with diarrhea.
>>Ramen's Revenge strikes again.
by BLACKB0MBER January 26, 2009
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