roflchowned

He or She who gets "chowned" by a hardcore ROFL-type situation.

roflchowned

"Hey Rafa, Crow just ROFLChowned you. He's got more sales than you today."

by Wizzurd January 12, 2010

rofl copter commander

A person that uses rofl copter an obscene amount of times no matter the situation. This usually turns into a running joke.

Chad Goding is the original rofl copter commander.

by P. Kaltenbach February 5, 2008

roflcop

A member of the armed forces that ensures laughter is used wisely and when appropriate. These brave men and women battle tirelessly against the spawn of Lolski and Trolldin (mentioned in Encyclopedia Dramatica) and anyone who would deny laughter being brought to little girls and boys.
Roflcops often fly Roflcopters to track down forum trolls, bigots or other diabolical threats.
The Roflforce is known to be allied with the carepolice.

Guy: No moar! Plz! it not funny anymoar!
Troll: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Roflcop: NEE-NOR NEE-NOR

<...............___@@@ ___
......____//_____?___\\__ ___
----,o-----Roflcops :DD -----@)
----`----(@)=========(@)- `

by Timolas December 9, 2007

RoflCheese

RoflCheese is the cheese that gets stuck to the bottom of a pizza box when it hardens.

The pizza was so gooey that it left a lot of RoflCheese.

by Brian22213 March 11, 2010

ROFLCOPTER

Roll On Floor Laughing, Can't Operate Properly Till Eyes Refocus

We ROFLCOPTER at you, when you try to eat cheese and crackers with chopsticks

by Boo Hootie Boo December 9, 2008

you rofl my waffle

Has no real meaning other than a synonym for ROFL. It happens to be catchy, rhyming, and also somewhat homosexual.

You rofl my waffle! Tee-hee!

by progamer124 February 5, 2004

rofl sandwich

A spinoff of rofl. Just another way of saying "rolling on the floor laughing."

rofl sandwich is derived from roflmao being interpreted as "roffle mayo" as in "roffle mayonnaise".

i'll have a rofl sandwich, hold the mao.

by ryan y February 23, 2005