Root Beer Sexual

American asf

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.

by Willis Wallis June 9, 2023

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New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

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Root Beer

the only beer that people under 21 can have at a party

Me and the boys got drunk on root beer last night

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

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A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

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Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

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