roland preston

The best basketball 🏀 player that ever lived🏀 and fucked tarrence mom and shyves mom and Derek mom and Shaun mom and Corey mom and Solomon mom and Marvin mom and aleckza mom and Bryant mom and John mom and Chris mom and that housekeeper that grabbed my butt😂😂😂

#roland preston

by Roland Preston May 10, 2018

Roland Garros

When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.

Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.

by kh1985 September 26, 2022

Roland

Funny guy that you work with that is mysterious. He is quiet and does share much but when he does you always laugh. Is a hard worker, balancing and multitasking well. Get yourself a Roland!

“Did you hear Roland in the meeting today? He made me laugh so hard!”

by Erahonaldragonfly May 3, 2022

Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.

Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔

by N1ck1 May 27, 2018

Amanda Paige Roland

My beautiful amazing, sexy, perfect, breathtaking future wife. She makes me smile and makes the bad times okay. She's literally my whole world and only reason I live. I love her.

I love you Amanda Paige Roland,

by Romeo7777 August 13, 2017

roland style

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

"Is that roland from the hit game library of runia doing the roland style?!?!"

"You must Gangnam, like I have"

by TheOneWhoUhhh January 29, 2024

Roland

Master manipulator who can rival Aizen, Insane gaslighter that will make you feel you are losing your mind. This guy is referred to as "Mr. Bitches" by his colleagues, this is due to him being a serial womanizer who will manipulate women to get what he wants.

Man, I can't believe Roland stole my girl.

by 999C May 19, 2025