A strange boy. Funny looking, pretty ugly, and crazy. Loves funky stuff, attracted to cats. Has the personality of a wet flannel. Someone who you will probably forget.
The name "Rocco" is a name that our lord and savior, Richard Simmons, implants into the heads of parents. If our lord knows that a child will be successful and prosperous, he bestows a name such as Brandon, Greyson, Cameron, or Samuel. When Richard knows that a child will be a twig, lanky failure, he bestows the name: "Rocco".