hostage rescue team

when rescuing ones friend from a situation in which he has been compromised by a group of fat, undesirable, abrasive or ugly women.

"fuck! we've got a H.R.T (hostage rescue team) situation, Sam's been cornered by that fat shit-minge slosh-pot emma!!"

by boris the blade licker March 31, 2009

Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!

My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!

by Mike the plug October 25, 2010

Yoohoo to the rescue

He’s a bush baby and the leader of the friend group anyways yooho to the were on mission let’s explore let’s have some fun and so much more travel the world and meet new friends our journey never ends pammee lemmee roodee chewoo and our captain yoohoo

Yoohoo to the rescue kjkjhoitugerhjhfgegfds(kurtgh

by Kitten the stupid cat kc June 10, 2021

Tektronix to the rescue

What you say when faced with a proprietary closed-source hardware device such as the Creative Zen Mosaic MP3 player. Implies that someone with an oscilloscope/spectrum analyzer can tinker with the internal workings of a device and make it work more freely/open. Can also be replaced with 'Agilent to the rescue'.

Hipster:I'd like to get this iPod working in Linux, but it only works on MTP connection.
Guy in Red Hat:Tektronix to the rescue! Let's figure out the protocol.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighte February 16, 2009

Google to the rescue

When you don’t know the answer and google is the only way you can figure it out

I was talking to my girlfriend and she asked me a question I didn’t know the answer but then I googled it. She said well “google to the rescue!”

by SteelCityTexas October 15, 2018

Chip and dale rescue rangers

A movie made by Disney that is kinda mid.

mainly meant to let Disney flex all the properties and stuff they own in the form of a cameo some of the characters that are cameos they don’t own or don’t own all of the rights to the properties such as Naruto sonic my hero academia and Pokémon even though this is illegal Disney gets away with it anyway because no one has the right to go up against Disney in court because ultimately Disney would win and then buy what ever sued them.

Chip and dale rescue rangers is good movie over all and deserves all love fans, just the cameos and Easter eggs are a bit annoying.

Chip and dale rescue rangers is a great movie

by Smokey and pen pen fan May 25, 2022

Operation Rescue

American terrorist organization responsible for the murder of doctors & nurses (including Dr. George Tiller). They also bomb women's health clinics. Members frequently harass patients at these clinics. These people should be considered armed, dangerous, and possibly psychotic.

When they were outnumbered 3 to 1 by pro-choice defenders at Dr. Carhart's clinic, the Operation Rescue goons ended their protest early and left, taking their bloody fetus signs with them.

by Juxtaposician September 1, 2009