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Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.
"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."
by Gropium June 10, 2025
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recons-hiling

that moment when u might have done something wrong and admit it

OR,

more realistically you realize you were right and everyone should switch to YOUR opinion
"After recons-hiling, I am so glad we could agree that I am always right!"
by TheAllKnowingH February 12, 2026
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