Q*bert

1.(noun)an arcade game from the 1980s, in which the hero, Q*bert changes blocks color by jumping on them, while avoiding ridiculous enemies including a slinky like snake, and random blobs of mysterious goo. If hit by his enemies Q*bert expresses an incomprehensible barrage of profanity. The game is kablastafuck -ing amazing, and no one in the entire world can seem to understand why.

2.(adjective) Ridiculously ridiculous

3.(noun) An incomprehensible swear word (see zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

ex.1
80s kid 1:What the F@#% is Q*bert?
80s kid 2: i dont know but its fun!!!
80s kid 1: holy crap, did that orange round guy just swear?

ex 2.
That was so F-ing Q*bert i think i crapped my self laughing

ex 3.
Kid 1: I can believe someone defined (zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker)
Kid 2: i cant believe it was said in buffy the vampire slayer...
Kid 1: What the Q*bert was that episode about that they could get away with that one...
Kid 2:i just dont know... i just dont know...

...FIN...

by Mr. Lyon calls me Rye Dog July 8, 2005

Mississippi Q Tip

Intercourse with a nasty southern fat womans belly button, and the males penis gets belly button lint on the head as he pulls out to ejaculate on her huge stomach.

I fucked your fatass sister in her tummy hole and pulled out to find a Mississippi Q Tip on the end of my dick! Tell that nasty bitch to take a shower once in a while!

by POOKIE March 23, 2011

"Q" Word

The "Q" Word(Q=Quiet) is a word known in the Emergency Services as a punishable offensive word. Whenever the word is muttered, the night (Or day) becomes flooded with emergency calls.

"Man it sure is quiet tonight..."
"Why'd you just say the "Q" Word, dude?!"

*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
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by Natatha January 21, 2009

Q.E.D-eed

Slang for working in a shitty place and getting your career screwed up. Worded after a organization called QED BATON which collapsed due to employee attrition.

Slang for working in a obtuse and exploiting organization where employees are shown carrots and work towards it looking for a career but get screwed/defrauded/taken for a ride which effects careers in an extremely negative way.

After completing college John joined XYZ Corp but got Q.E.D-eed.

You should always check organizational credentials before getting on board or there are high chances of you getting Q.E.D-eed

by GenHexDisThoCMC November 19, 2010

Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

In the wacky world of Warner Brother's, it is a fused device used in a contraption designed to destroy large heavenly bodies, namely Earth. Primarily used by Marvin the Martain.

'My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!'

by dougesoul March 20, 2003

Avenue Q

A great humorous show that is sadly closing September 13, 2009. Content includes full puppet nudity, puppet sex, internet porn, cussing, all the good stuff

Make sure you buy tickets for Avenue Q soon! It closes September 13

by fandango2girl July 2, 2009

a.q.r. syndrome

Acronym for, "ain't quite right" syndrome.

Mamasaur says that it is more polite to say these three letters when in uncertain company to describe a socially inept loser than to stoop low and use a curse word or other easily recognizable insult.

"Yeah, you know--he's got a little bit of the a.q.r. syndrome," said Mamasaur to her daughter.

by mamma murder January 22, 2011