Promo Fuckboy

A low level, narcissistic event promoter who burns everyone he comes in contact with. Usually thinks they're the shit. Has a facebook group specifically dedicated to exposing his bullshit.

Promo Fuckboy Nick Schreiber tried to book me again, I'd rather never play a show again than play for him

by ohlookanothernickschreiberissu September 23, 2018

prood

a prood is someone who is afraid to hug and kiss and stuff. there are many boy and girl proods. many people can be proods for years. proods usually hang out with people who have made out with other people just so other people assume.

my Ex was such a prood

by 1ns4n3 February 4, 2009

PROMOTIONAL SEX

The frequent sex you get from your partner while the relationship is new while they are still trying to "hook" you.

Dewayne hasn't gotten any in weeks. They've been dating a few months now, he must be all out of promotional sex. I heard she's also quit shaving her legs and gained 20 pounds.

by Donna Schultz March 13, 2008

Primod

Primod is a handsome man that will steal your Misses if he chooses to do so. If Primod is in a room, he is the alpha male in that room. Other males don’t dare step up to him and women never refuse his requests. Men want to be him, Women want to fuck him. If you see Primod in the wild, you address him with (Aye) and give him a nod. That should spare your life.

I would do anything to be Primod.
Primod can fuck my girl if he wants.
Hey Primod, what would you like on your sandwich.

by Darkretard86 June 2, 2021

Border Promotion

The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.

This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.

This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.

When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.

That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.

by Bill From VA December 12, 2008

Proodle

A female from an affluent background who is a tease with her sexuality. In the simplest of terms, when it comes to the baseball-sex analogy...a Proodle may let you get all the way to third base, but will start running backwards before you ever get a home-run.

I thought I was gonna get some last night, but turns out she was just a proodle!

by dslash March 23, 2009

email promotion

When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.

Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title in his email signature from Programmer to Web Manager.

by The One Who Can't Be Named July 30, 2008