Promiscuous Surrender

Event that occurs when senior management sets up a company for sale, and races to sell it to anyone as fast as possible, so that they can paid out on a change-of-control clause in their employment contracts. Antonym of, or opposite of, a Hostile Takeover. Commonly executed by incompetent senior management in over their heads in terms of business challenges.

Our CEO, a supposedly good salesman, could not increase sales during his six year stint, so he cut costs and performed a promiscuous surrender so he could score a $50 million payout for himself. And we are not getting bonuses this year. What a flaming asshole.

by plresults October 26, 2011

Promiscuity

1) The activity/condition of engaging in sexual acts with many partners, often during the same time periods.

2) Indiscriminate mixture or hodgepodge.

1) The average American has had 14 sexual partners in their lifetime? The high level of promiscuity in America today is just disturbing.

2) There were so many images splashed together everywhere I couldn't make anything out in the promiscuity of it all.

by Axiomatic June 25, 2009

promise ring

A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring

Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly

by Robbie G October 23, 2007

Pinky Promise

This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".

Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.

Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)

Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?

Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)

*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *

*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *

The End!!!😃

by Snoopystheshit April 13, 2015

promised land

A woman's vagina.

I would like to get inside her promised land.

by Jackie77491 November 15, 2009

Penis Promise

A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.

Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"

Megan: "Swear?"

Justin: "Penis Promise."

Megan: "Good."

by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010

Pinky promise

To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.

I pinky promise I won't tell him.

by Ash03 April 12, 2017