Promise

Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.

I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.

by Aqurala April 6, 2010

promise 😊

The word and emoji that gave the whole one direction fandom trust issues.

louis tomlinson: “promise 😊”
1d fandom 2015: yay they will be back
1d fandom now: bestie it’s been 6 years

by lou’s5ft9inch December 2, 2021

Pinky promise

A pinky promise is a very sacred vow that is to never be broken and is to be sealed with a kiss.

I pinky promise that we'll always have each other.

by Rebel Angel.4 July 17, 2016

Sicilian Promise

A total assurance that is worth more then its weight in gold. A sure thing especially in the new york metro area and Sicily

Tommy guns was given a sicilian promise by rocky to get the shit beat out of him and rocky gave it to him.

by Jimmy bags December 19, 2008

i promise

I promise is just another lie

I promise I won't do that again "Do it again"

by Rahera February 20, 2017

Promise

Something that people make so that they can be broken. A promise is like a heart, if it's given out easily, it's broken easily. A promise is a word which is misconceived, it is meant to build trust between people when really it does the complete opposite. Promises should never be made for they are always broken.

He promised me he'd changed.

by ShannOU November 1, 2010

Promosexual

A person who promotes their own, or their own view, on gender or sexual orientation for the purpose of political or social favor and gain. The promotion is based solely on anecdotal evidence for the purpose of labeling anyone who disagrees with their view a racist, bigot, hater, homophobe, misogynist, extremist, obstructionist, or rapist.

A group of promosexuals held a rally on male privilege at the capitol in order to blame all men for feeling unsafe on campus due to the rape culture caused by the President's hate for women.

by GarbonzoKT July 26, 2018