Why they gotta projectile bro like that. "Spent the whole concert yelling over the music about how they could totally throw a football from the stage to the back row, missing the show in the process and annoying the people in front of them”
by Oompaliumpa October 17, 2024
The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit
After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
by FattyTuna September 24, 2019
by CEO of Dom February 24, 2020
When you weren't wearing a seatbelt and was shot out of the windshield in a car crash effectively becoming street meat.
by ThunderclashPrime October 27, 2021
I ate spoiled food and 30 minutes later my stomach feels full and have a weird feeling in my throat but then out of nowhere instead of vomit ANGER!! ANGER!! 3x with gagging.
by Projectile anger July 01, 2022