Projectile Voriental

When a person has consumed an excess of alcohol and projectile vomits which covers a large surface area

- Dude, i threw up chinese

- what?

- I threw up everywhere

- Thats called Projectile Voriental brah

by James the Jimmy August 27, 2009

projectile information

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.

My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.

by misterurban December 13, 2014

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 9, 2018

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017

Projectile Spectrum

The art of both Projectile Vomiting & Projectile Shitting at the same time. One can also be pissing as well, which is referred to as the Projectile Trifecta.

P1: HOLY FUCK!! I JUSTN WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AND THERE IS SHIT AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

P2: Someone must've suffered the Projectile Spectrum

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

Projectile bro

Excessive, exaggerated, over the top”bro” ness ever

Why they gotta projectile bro like that. "Spent the whole concert yelling over the music about how they could totally throw a football from the stage to the back row, missing the show in the process and annoying the people in front of them”

by Oompaliumpa October 17, 2024