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Projectile Malfunction

A scapegoat term to use when you get caught throwing objects in scenarios such as in the middle of a class, an assembly, a funeral.
Teacher: Bruh, are you throwing things while I am fucking teaching?

Student: Sorry, you infertile skank. I just had a projectile malfunction. I couldn't help throwing that child.
by FattyTuna September 23, 2019
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Projectile Trifecta

The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit
After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
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projectile information

Information violently thrust information on someone, usually during instruction, or in the context of a training class. Delivering projectile information is generally the result of instructor poor planning and/or instructor experience.
My instructor wasted so much time in class yesterday that today was basically projectile information.
by misterurban December 13, 2014
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Projectile flatus

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.
by Al Berich December 9, 2018
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projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.
Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.
by Teslarossa May 17, 2017
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Projectile bro

Excessive, exaggerated, over the top”bro” ness ever
Why they gotta projectile bro like that. "Spent the whole concert yelling over the music about how they could totally throw a football from the stage to the back row, missing the show in the process and annoying the people in front of them”
by Oompaliumpa October 17, 2024
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Projectile Spectrum

The art of both Projectile Vomiting & Projectile Shitting at the same time. One can also be pissing as well, which is referred to as the Projectile Trifecta.
P1: HOLY FUCK!! I JUSTN WALKED INTO THE BATHROOM AND THERE IS SHIT AND VOMIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR!

P2: Someone must've suffered the Projectile Spectrum
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
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