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proactivestination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination
by xsci September 12, 2011
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Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.
"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"
by Crustinisation January 27, 2017
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Projectiley

A form of the word projectile
(Created by KallMeKris on February 23rd, 2022 in her video TikTok's I Can't UNSEE 2:30 in)
I have never vomited so projectiley

-KallMeKris
by Elle12230 February 23, 2022
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Nuclear Proaction

1) An extreme “over pre-action” to an event occurring in the future.
2) Extraordinarily proactive measures taken in spite of detailed processes already in place to address the situation in question.

Communications are typically verbose, meticulously detailed, and far exceed the authority of the originator. Commonly encountered via email, examples often contain combinations of “wall o’ words”, check-lists, outlines, attachments, or screen shots and are often sent to multiple recipients using separate email chains in a shotgun effect. Whether intended or not, nuclear proactions are demeaning to their recipients because they are generally unnecessary and infer ineptitude on the part of the recipient.
Proactor discovers a problem impacting a tiny percentage of the company’s customer base. Following procedures, he notifies his direct supervisor in a 500-word paragraph explaining the problem. Without delay, Proactor proceeds to forward the communication (crafted for his supervisor) to co-workers including a comprehensive check list they must follow in order to identify examples of the issue for collection.

A separate communication goes to all Field, Network, and Database engineering teams. This note has a subject “FYI” with text in the body of “Please Assist” and 14 screen shots detailing the sole example collected (the 15th screen shot was left off to prevent the message from being too large for the company’s servers to process). Attached to this Engineering communication are the two prior emails Proactor sent. This final concoction gets forwarded to a manager with the company VP blind carbon copied.

Satisfied with his Nuclear Proaction, Proactor puts up his out of office message and leaves for the day.
by Im_Mature March 23, 2011
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carnal projection

wondering how a particular human would 'perform' during 'the sex act'. -visual selection of a human and assuring oneself, the human would undoubtedly; "pack a wallop"!!

-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!
james got totally absorbed with carnal projection, while watching lydia's terminally perky butt 'float' by!!

when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!

joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2012
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Greenwald Projection Principle

Corollary of Godwin's Law; applies when, during the course of a disagreement, an individual or group is wrongfully accused of homophobia, toxic behavior, and/or anti-semitism by "journalist" Glenn Greenwald*; usually employed as an attempt to distract from any unpleasant but completely factual statements made by the accused referencing Greenwald. In all cases, Glenn's exercise of the principle means he has conceded the argument to the accused, since he is simply projecting his own flaws on to his interlocutor.

*While the GPP is primarily a personal tool of Greenwald's, it may be used by his supporters and/or sock puppet social media accounts. Women, especially BIPOC women, are the most frequent target.

Does not apply if the accusation is accurate. The GPP does not provide cover for bigots.
I simply pointed out how often he appears on Tucker Carlson's show, and Glenn immediately hit me with the Greenwald Projection Principle; I won the argument two sentences into it!
by CrookedZebra May 3, 2021
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DARVO Projection

Also called Double DARVO. When someone using DARVO accuses the victim of using DARVO against them.
DARVO Projection is commonly used by the Gender Critical Movement against trans people and their allies.
by Shugunou September 28, 2023
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