Canadian Pretzel

When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.

Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.

by BUCK-UwU December 23, 2018

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salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.

Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!

by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014

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Belgian Pretzel

A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.

When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.

by kps000 June 22, 2009

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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007

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Possibly the sexiest man alive. The cutest Kook member by far. His abilty to write amazing tuneage and sing in an amazingly unique way are just a few of the amazingly cool and bloody amazing quality talents he has. His BEAUTIFUL curly hair holds magical powers that makes all fall in live with him. He is a sex god.

Leanne: Luke pritchard is the most beautiful sexy man i have ever looked at, i want to touch him. Corrrr!

Tasha: Yeah that Mischa Barton didnt deserve him.

by Mrslukepritchard ;) August 16, 2009

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