Premature Stabulation

Lunging to stab someone WAY too early in Call of Duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.

John: Did you kill that guy?
Jeff: No, I prematurely stabulated!!!
John: That sucks
Jeff: I'm so frickin pissed!!!
John: Classic case of premature stabulation

by COD BABAY April 12, 2011

Premature Gesticulation

Waving your hands about before it's absolutely necessary.

As I backed my truck toward her car she began waving her hands about frantically. I said "Hey lady, I can see your car, don't get all premature gesticulation on me!"

by Schrodingers Cat November 23, 2008

premature textaculation

The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.

I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.

by MarkBauer December 21, 2010

premature geyser

When you are on your bed beating your cock so hard that your cum unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.

Ryan: Dude I experienced a premature geyser last night.

Me: Sorry to hear that man.

by nico jack pepper November 16, 2017

Premature Squeeze

The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.

I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.

by NB44 October 04, 2017

Premature Dropulation

When someone, usually a DJ, drops the beat after a long build up to early or "prematurely".

Man that DJ kept suffering from Premature Dropulation last night

by wHICKER JB August 09, 2011

premature regretulation

A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.

He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.

by murrayw76 April 01, 2009