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Swim Practice

a rigorous activity that hard-core swimmers take part in. often involving a large amount of pain and lack of breathing. Also involving a "Coach" that screeches that you are not reaching your full potential. Speedoes are necessary at swim practice.
sorry, i cannot attend your hopping shin-dig, for i must go to swim practice!
by cam-bam the ram November 29, 2004
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I'm out of practice

An expression used to explain why you can't do something that requires being in shape.

Pretty much just saying that you're out of shape, just not wanting to seem fat.
"I'll race you!"
"Nah, I'm out of practice!"
"fat ass"
by solstice.barrett June 19, 2010
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basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.
Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.
by balboabob October 13, 2016
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Put the ice in practice

To work really hard. It is derived from the idea that one needs ice to heal the bruise caused by hard work.
After I spent hours working on my thesis, my friend told me that I had really put the ice in practice.
by abcdefsbhdsdhb January 1, 2018
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Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)
Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."
by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008
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batting practice

1. A term used to describe a person of the opposite sex who you are seeing - but not really into - but are using to keep your game sharp and on par. Batting practice usually takes place after a breakup from a long relationship.

2. The actual date you go on with the above mentioned person.
1.
Person #1: "So you really like this girl?"

Person #2: "Not really, she's just batting practice."

2.
Person #1: "You taking that girl out to a fancy restaurent?"

Person #2: "Nope, tonight is just batting practice. In-N-Out will do."
by Youthful Wisdom July 7, 2005
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best practice

An invented term by corporate management to describe one person's solution to a work task or process as 'revolutionary' or so unique that one is required to share this 'practice' with others at work.

The politically correct and corporate accepted term used to require folks to gather together in a time wasting meeting so the expenditures can be justified to senior management.
The agenda for tomorrow's meeting is to share best practices.
by jellybean8731 September 23, 2009
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