Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them

Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.

by floridachildkicker March 27, 2024

Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.

"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.

by Pankakezz March 11, 2020

Alabama Poutine

Regulation Poutine, except with a streak of cum on it

"You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama Poutine?"

by Post-Nut-Brevity May 18, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries covered in jizz.

I don’t think I could eat alabama poutine even if cum was only on a few fries.

by f3ralpixi3 March 27, 2024

Alabama Poutine

Fries with Cum. Traditionally served as long nice fries poking out of a fry container, with a streak of cum across the side.

Simple and classic American delicacy.

Andrew: “you telling me you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine?”

by ybell March 28, 2024

Andy G Hand Poutine

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).

Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine

by Supreme Meme Lord January 3, 2019

poutine pizza

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly

let’s get some poutine pizza

by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025