Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.
Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
by your moms dirty ho September 09, 2024
A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.
by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024
After a girl gets a fresh bukkake. Someone then comes up and takes a liquid diarrhea shit on her giving her the look of cheese curds and gravy
by Porkchopulous December 15, 2019
A fancy word for gravy cheese chips, used in Canada to make people eating Gravy Cheese Chips sound posh.
by DavyPB July 01, 2019
When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.
by BigDickCorrine July 05, 2020
Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020
A poutine fingering is when someone dips the fingers/fist in gravy a cheese and sticks it in there anus or female genitalia
by 6Ferdabois9 May 29, 2018