Poutang

The slang term for vagina and or hot girls about.

Poutang 9 o'clock Mitch.

She has a nice phadonkadonk.

by El'Bobert March 10, 2010

American Poutine

Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.

I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.

by Nano88 January 20, 2022

Pouring cereal first

This is the true way to eat cereal, if you put milk first you are a failure to human kind. The only acceptable way to eat cereal is putting the cereal first! Do not let Asian men tell you other wise *ehem* *cough cough* JUNGKOOK *cough*

You are beneath me and everyone else who pours cereal first.

Jungkook: *pours milk first*
Cereal Gods: *oblivorates him and sends him to eternal damnation* The only way to eat cereal is by pouring cereal first. What a disgrace. Do it the correct way peasent.
Jungkook: *crying while putting cereal first in hell*

by YourAncestorsIncestors May 17, 2018

Stew-Posting

Stew Posting is similar to Fed-Posting but slightly toned down. However, it's much more impactful as it can damage and hurt a political movement, particularly a right-wing movement far worse than Fed-Posting. Stew Peters is a right wing commentator who decided to go after Marjorie Taylor Greene after she spoke at the AFPAC conference, or the America First Political Action Conference. He did this despite Marjorie Taylor Greene supporting AFPAC and Nick Fuentes, even though her political motivation and beliefs may be insufficiently AF. Stew messed up a good relationship with America First and Marjorie Taylor Greene, and in turn, messed up AF's chance of gaining mainstream political traction.

Aye man you Gotta stop Stew-Posting. Gosar isn't perfect, but he's helping us out.

by AKM123-2005 March 2, 2022

Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.

James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

Poutang

A blend of the words poutine and tang. It has a similar meaning to the word poontang, but is generally used to reference Canadian pussy that is as warm and delicious as poutine.

Canada's greatest delicacy, "poutang".

Damn, I gotta get me some of that poutang.

by markevee April 20, 2018

poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009