possum spotter

Australian slang for someone who has a lazy eye or is cross-eyed. Referring to one eye (or both) pointed upwards in a different direction. It is assumed that the bung eye is tracking the movements of possums in trees.

Woah Bazza, Check out the possum spotter behind the counter!

by Bangatangz January 10, 2021

armored possum

A new and improved possum. Also known as an armadillo.

Damn, when I ran over that armored possum it cut my tire.

by Stephanie Herren January 21, 2008

Tag like a possum

The act of engaging in sexual relations with an unsightly woman while she is asleep or pretending to be dead…preferably in the middle of a dark country road at night

Last night I drove by a passed out homeless chick on my way to the mountains. I pulled over so I could tag her like a possum.

or

Everytime I see you without makup sleeping on the ground, it makes me want to tag like a possum.

by Dashboard Light August 21, 2012

dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box

I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!

by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015

Playing Possum

Playing Possum or To Play Possum is to pretend as if you are asleep or dead.

"When ever my parents come to my room to check on me late at night I'm usually playing possum."

by MiniMillyMonster March 5, 2015

Possum Flu

A close relative of swine flu, except that the person is not really sick, just "playing possum" to stay home.

CDC estimates that over 1/3 of swine flu cases are really possum flu.

by MD 4real October 21, 2009

Ex-posure

Unexpected encounters with your ex.

“I heard about this new show with a bunch of singles dating on a paradise island when their exes appear to mess things up.”

“Sounds like the ultimate ex-posure show.”

“Wicked.”

by MTVex April 12, 2014