Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.
by Heydude2015 March 09, 2015
Porching - Verb - to porch. - to party hard. While simultaneously chilling, hard. Can be done on any porch/deck setting, however is most typically found being practiced on the porch of 79 Henry Street. Generally begins during the afternoon and can be known to last for hours. Many beers are generally consumed, with the company of loud music.
by adormi April 08, 2010
A derogatory for a person of african or african american decent. BUT it could also mean a generally lazy person. This term came to be when you think of african americans sitting on there porch chatting it up. Also in the movie Clerks II, the sequal to Clerks, Randal tries to reclaim it as a new term for lazy people. And thus offends several customers and his boss.
*Police Officer sees Porch Monkey 4 Life written on the back of Randal's Mooby Uniform and looks flabbergasted*
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
Randal: Im taking it back!
EX2
Racist: You filthy crack smoking porch monkey!
by Dodectabone July 22, 2006
The slippery substance that jigaboo's leave behind on the edge of their porch whenever they overdose on crack rock and fall to the ground.
I slipped on something and fell when trying to collect rent from that porch monkey.. It smells like ass so I can't tell if its dog shit or some porch grease.
by eGod March 12, 2003
Red necks who sit out all day in a chair smoking cigarettes, flying drones around there neighbors, watching them while they undress.
by Big Elote Juan o' Juan December 05, 2016
A person who sits on the porch and watches the neighbors.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
A small child that enjoys being on the porch.
by Randall G June 04, 2006
The Porch Life is the place you can just go and kick it and not worry about anything else. We sit around and chill all day. Ganja is our medicine and escape. We are the kids your parents warned you about. When we arrive, you know the party has started. Haters wish they could be us, and we just laugh at them. We will all be successful one day and there's nothing you can do to stop us. We have fun and still make better grades than you. (With the exception of one) Porch Life til the next life.
P.S. Not everyone is welcome at the porch.
P.S. Not everyone is welcome at the porch.
by PLFL December 07, 2011