Porch Couch

A couch that is left on the porch for lounging/weed smoking. Usually occurs when a couch doesnt fit through your front door, so you just leave it on the porch.

Its mad hot in here...lets go chill on Porch Couch.

by LastCupHero July 8, 2009

Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda

"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"

by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004

porhub

You ment to put pornhub so you can get your daily doas of porn in your rush you accidentaly didnt put the n and know your here.

"Yup time to watch some milf on porhub"

by Mamalona June 6, 2016

poraink

Poraink

(noun) is the combination of pink and orange.
(verb)<porainked, porainking> talking on the phone from late night to early morning. Usually 4-6 hours.

as a color:OH! the sky is poraink! I LOVE IT.
My favorite color is poraink.
The sweater I got for my birthday is poraink.

as a verb: We porainked last night about important issues such as politics.
One of my favorite things to do is to poraink.

by porangeee June 7, 2009

Paraholic

Meaning- A person who is addicted to the band Paramore.

I can't stop listening to Paramore, I've become a Paraholic! :

by Musiclover94 April 27, 2010

Porch Greaser

When beaner is cleaning a rich white mans yard.

Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser

Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!

"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"

"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"

by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023

Rusty Porch

When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.

Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"

by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016