Poobah

A scary leader of a cult or other diabolical gathering spawned to comprimise the national security of the Untied States of America

"All hail grand Poobah! Cross the pit of coals so you may join the black serpents of doom!"
-Cult members

by Kurt April 20, 2004

poobar

The bar of soap that is reserved exclusively for your anus.

"Dude, you smell like ass. I hope you used the Ivory and not the Safeguard, thats the poobar."

by tontothetablist April 27, 2006

Poobie

The combined action of taking a poop and smoking a doobie.

Hey man what’s up?

Not much man just poopin and smoking a doobie.
Oh you mean you’re taking a poobie?

Yup

by Mr. Ganjaman March 25, 2019

Lord High Poobah of Awesome

The master of all things awesome. Supreme ruler of the world of the amazing. Generally the best man who has ever lived. Can only be apointed by the Lord High Poobah of Awesome. Also known as the LHPOA or simply My Lord.

Let us submit to Jonathan Wood, for he is the Lord High Poobah of Awesome.

by Lord High Poobah of Awesome August 3, 2010

Poobies

A person with large fake breasts, but instead of silicone, they are filled with poop.

"Dude, that chick's poobies are gonna like leak all over your face man!"

"Like, omg I think my poobies are like rotting! I like tots can't get the smell of poop out of my bras!"

"Hey bra, I loved sucking on your mom's stinky poobies last night."

by Nutters Nutsack September 8, 2013

poobabies

The offspring that result from a couple having anal sex to avoid pregnancy.

We were doin' it in the butt so she wouldn't get pregnant, but I still ended up paying child support for her poobabies.

by Nikolai Nikolayovich July 2, 2006

Pittsburgh poobah

The act of shitting on your mate's foot in the shower after he/she has applied shampoo and closed his/her eyes.

Another in the long line of scatalogically-based acts which carries the name of a working class Midwestern city.

Janie peed on Zeke in the shower last week, but he got revenge by giving her a Pittsburgh poobah last night.

by zjgm02 April 22, 2008