NBC Policy 

An NBC Policy is when the host of a party has disallowed the entrance of beat chicks.

N.B.C = No beat chicks

Any beat chicks that do show up will usually be met with loud chants of "NBC NBC", at which they may be confused while they are escorted out.

WHAT? I thought we had an NBC Policy here. Tiffany and her friends are the definition of beat!

NBC Policy by MMM2300 June 30, 2011

No Shame Policy  

To talk on the phone in the bathroom while sitting on the toilet without any regrets or feelings of embarrassment, even while flushing.

Yo Isaac, I was totally implementing the No Shame Policy at the Washington airport when I called you yesterday.

No Shame Policy by Eener-weener September 30, 2008

Velvet rope policy 

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

Velvet rope policy by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

Clean Slate Policy 

When someone is fired or quits a job, everything that goes wrong or is found broken in the next two weeks that the fired/quit person could have possibly touched gets blamed on that person. Can also be used as a cover for missing items.

Hey, james was fired this morning. So if you have work that you diddnt do recently, blame him, its our on site clean slate policy.

Clean Slate Policy by Cubis_Max September 12, 2009

The Good Naybur Policy 

1. Share anything you bagged within the last 72 hours
2. Share deh homeworkz
3. Share any and all baked goods
4. Punching is no good and offenders will be removed from the facility
5. Slapping each other like little bitches is fair game

Nerd #1: HAY NAYBUR. SHARE MEH SUMMA THAT SWEET ASS
Nerd #2: ROFFLEWAFFLE, NOWAI MEIN!
Nerd #1: Nuh Uh. According to rule number 1 of The Good Naybur Policy, you gotz to hand over deh goodz.

Nerd #2: d'awww ok. I'mma go jack off to hamstuh porn nao.

The Good Naybur Policy by BeeAyyEmmEff November 15, 2009

Open Door Policy

1. The rule parents have for their teenage children which states that the door must remain open at all times when guests, friends, or significant others are over preventing any sexual intercourse from happening.

2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.

1. Dude 1: I just got cock blocked from my freaking mother!
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.

2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.

Open Door Policy by KRGDR April 25, 2011

Bigger Dick Forgien Policy 

A forgein policy adopted so that male leaders may feel secure in their manhood knowing that everyone around them has smaller dicks.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"

Bigger Dick Forgien Policy by TraderVix January 8, 2004