Platehands

Running in a fashion where your hands look like they are superglued to dinner plates.

John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack in the BBC TV series "Torchwood", when running or being chased by aliens, runs with the palms of his hands flat and facing each other i.e. 'Platehands". This is meant to create the impression that Jack is "dynamic" and an "action hero", but instead looks like he's been involved in a domestic accident and not had time to attend the casualty ward.

by everybodydance July 8, 2009

plate moocher

a person who finishes their food first then asks you or another person for food off your plate

Jerry: can i have that piece of chicken off your plate
Austin: didn't you just eat
Jerry: yea but im still hungry
Austin: damn jerry your such a plate moocher

by PhoenixFly February 6, 2010

Polite Grav

A gravity bong toke that's so milky that it makes you sit up perfectly straight, hence being polite.

Holy shit man, Obes just took a very polite grav.

by Ader422 July 24, 2017

Politely go fuck yourself

When you want to say go fuck yourself while adding a bit of smartassness in.

A Random entitled bitch walks in back room in middle of dnd game REB- “Hey can y’all shut up”
Me- “Hey can you politely go fuck yourself”

by Duff's Beer March 30, 2019

U-Plate

The U-Plate, or urinal plate, is the act of defecating in a urinal. It requires precision aim to execute without soiling oneself.

This show sucks, let's go U-Plate the bathroom!

by B Young August 14, 2006

Back Plate

A piece of protective equipment used in football and is attached to the bottom of the shoulder pads. Although it is geared towards protecting the player it is mainly used to increase swag points while on the football field. Don't get a back plate unless you have major swag and are a key player on your team.

Look at number 88, he has a back plate and won't even see the field. Thats a disgrace to the game

by JJohnsonfromdubville December 26, 2010

Hand-plate

Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.

Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.

Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?

Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand

One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate

by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013