Phillips Middle School

The Gays Are Taking Over... Mr. Ware please help me.

They have me hostage please help... There is no escape from Phillips Middle School

by Hazel's Bitch December 17, 2019

pilling

To inadvertently spread a virus or malaware

Tom could not believe the link he clicked on was a pilling

by TH69 March 19, 2013

Phillipino Flapjack

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.

The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!

by mDiB April 7, 2010

Self-Pollinate

self-stimulation or masturbation

I'm going to self-pollinate

by Vinxjo September 19, 2009

Kara Phillips

its a person who looks gorgeous but when you say something funny they laugh in different various forms. But its an all-around great friend that a nigga like me cant live without. She can be funny and mean but you know deep down you love her <3

Stacy- I need to be a new person.
John- Be a Kara Phillips

by DarrenW35 September 14, 2011

terrence and phillip

funny fucking Canadians from south park

terrence: you pig fucker
phillip: why would you call me a pig fucker?
terrence and phillip: shut your fucking face uncle fucker

by The fact I can May 14, 2016

Phillips Factor

No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.

…………. Situation Number 543 ……
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”

by Phrix October 21, 2010