When one lies on their stomach with their hands directly at their sides and with their head pointed downwards. This is done for fun, and the point is to come up with creative places to do it, such as on top of a chimney or over public restroom stall(s). Pictures of one planking make ideal profile pictures.
Q: That kid is just randomly lying flat like a pencil on top of that diving board while his friend is taking a picture of him, what is going on?
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.
A: That kid on the diving board is planking.
by Myagooshki September 11, 2011
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Get the Spank Planking mug.The absolute stupidest shit ever. Come on, who finds this entertaining? I'd rather get my face ground off with fine-grit sandpaper. Slowly.
If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.
If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.
by Leo Stark July 22, 2011
Get the Planking mug.When a person lays down straight with hands next to them on any object and poses for a picture to upload online and get a risk rating. Can be done singular or in groups.
by MRAwesome. June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.When multiple individuals assume the original planking position is order to,
A) Gather as many naked individuals in one go and see who falls first
or
B) Just to have a massive planking session
A) Gather as many naked individuals in one go and see who falls first
or
B) Just to have a massive planking session
Dude 1: How was Jenga last night with the bros??
Dude 2: Yeah man, we mixed it up and played Jenga Planking! I was winning too until Jamal mounted me and we toppled.
Dude 2: Yeah man, we mixed it up and played Jenga Planking! I was winning too until Jamal mounted me and we toppled.
by Jengawhore December 24, 2010
Get the Jenga Planking mug.A sexual position where the woman is on her back and has her legs up with her ankles up to the man's shoulder. The Man leans over her similar to a missionary position. Then thrusts his penis in and out of the woman's anus until both have achieved sexual satisfaction. This is a favorite of Brazilian women living in the west, for its ability to go deep into the anus but still have the man and woman face to face.
Yo, I was plunging that brazilian waitress we met at the steamed crab shack in maryland last night. Then right when was I deep in her ass about to cum she told me she need money to fix her car.
What a fucking braza!
What a fucking braza!
by VindaLoco3 August 30, 2010
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The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)
"Hey let's go planking"
"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"
"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"
by Plank Master T June 7, 2011
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