anyone who dates a Pregnant woman to later steal her placenta and sell them to other Placenta sharks, rice sharks, mud sharks, or bean sharks.
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A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
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A term shouted during a game of beer pong to cause the opposing team to miss their shot horribly due to extreme amounts of laughter.
"Why are you dating that pregnant chick? Are you a Placenta Shark!"
"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
"Shoot the damn ball you Placenta Shark!"
by Yvonne ginger October 18, 2008
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Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.
Adam: SICK!
Eric: 80$ but with a parental rebate thats about 40$.
Adam: SICK!
by itzz pink August 15, 2009
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(noun)
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Any story told to your parent(s) to soften an event that had transpired that would show you or your friends in the negative sense.
Usually used as a way of comforting your nervous or overprotective parents. Beware, seasoned parents will catch on to one of these MIGHTY QUICK. Be prepared to spill one or two of the less-raunchy details upon question or, simply, upfront.
Parental Alibi
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "Nothing much. We watched TV, made popcorn, nothing much."
Truth
Mom: "What did you all do while I was out?"
Offspring: "We abused the furniture, got popcorn all over the living room, shorted out the kitchen circuit while using the microwave, and watched the raunchiest thing we could find on television.
by Cordial-tan November 2, 2010
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Get the Parental Plower mug.Parental deprived deprivation Is when a parent is deprived of their child or children, meaning they have no contact with the child anymore, it could be because of a divorce, by the court system when child is put up for adoption, or by death of a child. - The parent Mentally breaks down during the grieving process that could last for years .
She lost her child and now she has “Parental Deprived Deprivation” and depressed .. Her child probably has “ Maternal Deprivation”
by Pink Cinnamon March 14, 2019
Get the Parental Deprived Deprivation mug.When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).
Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.
by PQbitch January 23, 2020
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