When a male who is having sexual intercourse with a female decides to throw a less successful bro a bone by inviting him into the action.
by Jedly2311 February 1, 2015
Get the Pity Spittymug. when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that
by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018
Get the Pity Dickedmug. Did my inviation disappear
Why'd i put my heart on every cursive letter
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me , whatever
Just means there's way more cake for me , forever
It's my party and i'll cry if i want to cry if i want to cry cry cry
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
Why'd i put my heart on every cursive letter
Tell me why the hell no one is here
Tell me what to do to make it all feel better
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me , whatever
Just means there's way more cake for me , forever
It's my party and i'll cry if i want to cry if i want to cry cry cry
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
Me : PITY PARTYY
by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020
Get the Pity partymug. A metaphorical pie (it can be real) given to someone for something pitiful. It is a condescending and harsh item that is generally given out by the slice.
The term has gained noted popularity, especially at http://www.pitypie.com
The term has gained noted popularity, especially at http://www.pitypie.com
"For staying in a Saturday night to read Twilight instead of partying with friends, I give Claudia 3 piece of Pity Pie."
by lucas27 April 5, 2009
Get the Pity Piemug. An occurance in which someone will complain about their lives and/or something bad that happened to them, only to be topped by someone else who is trying to sound more worse off to obtain attention. If it is a true pity fest, THIS person will also become out-pitied by someone with an even worse thing that happened to them. This goes on until finally someone has the most pitiful story and everyone feels bad for them, which is what they really wanted.
Pitiful person#1: I'm having such a shitty day, my boyfriend broke my heart into a thousand million peices and I failed my math test.
pitiful person#2: Yeah, that sucks I guess, my kitten got ran over right in front of me today, PLUS my dad totally said he hates me.
Pitiful person#3: Well MY dad won't let me eat and says I'm dead to him and my kitten ate my girlfriend right as she dumped me and then it died on a heart attack, fell on me, and broke my leg.
Pitiful People1 and 2: Awww, you poor thing!
Normal Person: all this pity fest needs is a merry-go-round made of tears.
pitiful person#2: Yeah, that sucks I guess, my kitten got ran over right in front of me today, PLUS my dad totally said he hates me.
Pitiful person#3: Well MY dad won't let me eat and says I'm dead to him and my kitten ate my girlfriend right as she dumped me and then it died on a heart attack, fell on me, and broke my leg.
Pitiful People1 and 2: Awww, you poor thing!
Normal Person: all this pity fest needs is a merry-go-round made of tears.
by Spicy Mao April 20, 2009
Get the Pity Festmug. by Morgan A August 5, 2005
Get the pity sexmug. The feeling you have for an unsuccessful Metal Musician whom has clung to Metal, Oversized Concert Shirts and Long Hair after age 30 and has grown fatter and more sad with each passing year.
"Wow, Me and the one other guy at this show have some serious Mosh Pity for that guitarist hiding the beachball under his NAPALM DEATH shirt."
by rusty nailder April 21, 2010
Get the Mosh Pitymug.