Night Pints

When good cunts go to a pub or bar for Pints at Night. Usually generates a large amount of laughter and the occasional deep conversation.

You up for Night Pints later?

What a laugh we had at Night Pints!

by nahs7426 August 17, 2016

Pint of Mess

Someone who is such a mess in terms of appearance or personality that you feel the need to quantify their level of disgrace.

Can also be used to describe obese, disabled or physically scarred persons.

Rab: Did you see Michael last night?

Al: Yeah he looked like a disgrace.

Rab: Yep yep. One might say he was a Pint of Mess last night.

by ApeHandRab July 11, 2008

Pint Nasty

The art of crushing down multiple pints of beer to become highly intoxicated

We went to the Swinging Door at lunch to get Pint Nasty!

by urizzle August 22, 2008

Kilmeedy pint

When you are having a pint while waiting for the taxi, once the taxi arrives down it, order another one and down that one before getting the taxi. That second one is the kilmeedy pint.

Lad the taxi is here. Get that kilmeedy pint inside you.

by PelicanacileP August 14, 2018

Muzzle pint

When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!

When you walk up behind a friend and hold a pint upto their mouth and see if they can down its contents. Normally ends up I the victim coughing up beer!!!

Muzzle pint!

by Barnsey82 June 01, 2013

Mega Pint

Very large glass of wine that was first used to describe the amount of wine Johnny Depp drinks

Johnny Depp was asked if he poured a mega pint of wine during his defamation trial in Fairfax County Virginia.

by Valent One April 23, 2022

Mega Pint

Used to measure a large amount of alcohol

You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine.

by Out of options April 24, 2022