picnic pitch

The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.

Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.

by jake lightning October 28, 2009

Glasgow Picnic

Salted peanuts poured into a bag of crisps, shaken a bit, and then enjoyed.

A delicacy popular in Glaswegian beer gardens and other drinking establishments.

"I'm getting too pissed, I need to get some food."
"What's wrong with a Glasgow Picnic?"

by EduardoBellini April 20, 2019

Fish Picnic

The act of orally pleasing a female in a nature setting.

I had a gnarly fish picnic today with my girl because our parents don't leave us alone in our houses.

by BKreutz August 3, 2012

Chewamegon picnic

Chewamegon Bay is located in Northern Wisconsin. The name translates to "soft beaver mound". A Chewamegon picnic is performing oral sex on a woman outdoors.

"I had a Chewamegon picnic with Kate last weekend."

by TCK82 February 15, 2008

pussy picnic

A set up that is carried around at all times in case a spur-of-the-moment eat-out session occurs and cleanup is required after. Normally includes: mouthwash, gum, hand sanitizer, and wipes.

We went to the park today and Ken pulled out the pussy picnic supplies so I knew that he was going down.

by Crownless Queen November 22, 2019

Breakup-picnic

The act of taking a girlfriend on a picnic, or any form of overly romantic date before a premeditated break-up. Can become a trademark of a specific male.

John-Man, I'm tired of Becky, she has a small butt, I'm taking her on a breakup-picnic

Becky- Omg! John is taking me on a picnic!
Mary- Oh sweety, John only takes his girls on picnics when he wants to break up with them!

by llamajockey16 October 30, 2012

Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).

Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”

by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023