Penguining

The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.

No penguining allowed at water parks.

by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023

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penguinization

The process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed.

We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory.

by Icchok January 28, 2010

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The Penguin

Typically done by prostitutes and crack whores. This means to remove a man's pants to his ankles and then run off with his money leaving him waddling after you like a penguin.

Man 1:"Dude, you got 5 bucks I can borrow?"
Man 2:"I'm totally broke. Last night this crack whore gave me the penguin."

by AnnaleseLover April 17, 2006

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Penguinitis

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system

Oh god, I got penguinitis!

by Sir Terry December 30, 2012

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penguin

An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto

"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."

by Dreian Yoshi October 25, 2004

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