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peanut butter and jelly

When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!
by buick159 January 30, 2009
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peanut butter and jelly

Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.
I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
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peanut butter and jelly

When a man (or woman)eats out the ass of a woman, then proceeds to eat out her pussy, all during her period.
I had mad peanut butter and jelly with my chick last night. I love it extra juicy!
by Enter the Dragon July 7, 2003
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peanut butter and jelly

n.- The act of a man having anal sex with a woman until she bleeds, then wiping peanutbutter on the but before continuing the sexual act.
I gave my girlfriend a peanutbutter and jelly last night.
by Brendan aka Benj June 5, 2004
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peanut butter and jelly

While a woman is on her period, another person spreads fecal matter on the woman's vagina and then begins to eat her out.
Since having sex with his wife was out of the question because she was on her period, Jim decided to make a peanut butter and jelly instead.
by Masterofpuppetz May 13, 2005
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spread it like peanut butter jelly

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.
E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!
by VisualizeIt August 24, 2015
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peanut butter and jelly

Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.
Tony gave lisa an extreme peanut butter and jelly last night!
by thegrandeton May 2, 2014
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