Walmart patriot

People who wear gaudy America themed clothing and put patriotic bumper stickers and magnets all over their cars to show how much they love America. Never served in the military.

Look at all the support your troops stickers on that truck. Must be a veteran.

Nope, just a fat ass Walmart patriot

by 132_and_bush July 3, 2016

Patriot Ring

When she leaves lipstick on the toilet seat after getting Nagasaki from behind in the vfw bathroom.

Ol Tina got the patriot ring at the club last night not to mention pink eye!

by Barry Macockinya October 1, 2020

Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.

Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot

by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019

Schrodinger's Patriotism

When you are actively supporting the military of a government you are stockpiling arms against

Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.

by Menstralmotorcycle May 21, 2018

The Misfit Patriot Discord

1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)

The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.

by The_Real_Slim March 23, 2022

Pseudo Patriot

Pseudo Patriots are people who use patriotism as a tool to silence all criticism by anyone who does not support what majority political party thinks. These type of people tend to hate free speech unless it applies them
This term can not be attributed to any one political group, cause, ect.
Anyone from Conservative to Liberal is capable of being a psuedo patriot.

"Those pro-war supports are nothing but Pseudo Patriots, Paul" told his son. If you can't respect the right to dissent then you are no Patriot.

by ????^_^???? July 9, 2006

Patriotard

1.)Anyone who didn't have a flag or a bible before September 11th but all of the sudden became a complete tool for the Republican Party.

2.)Those Extreme Sports Punks from the movie "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle."

3.) Idiots that ran around waving the flag after September 11th but could of careless about it before.

Hey Patriotard!
Where was your flag and bible on September 10th?

by Mike February 25, 2005