patchopath

A relatively harmless subcategory of psychopath whose attacks are limited to couples with rhyming names.

The patchopath's attacks are restricted to juvenile heckling, unless it is discovered that one of it's victims has denounced their given name in favor of a shortened version of their last name, in which case the patchopath may become aggressive. The only effective defense at this point is shielding oneself with the middlemost finger and liberal deployment of F bombs.

The origin of the name is unknown, but is believed to be the result of the first victim's inability to spell-check, possibly to due to post-traumatic stress following the attack.

Victim: I was talking to this lady after work and we were attacked by a patchopath!

Innocent Bystander: OMG, what happened? What did you do?

Victim: Oh, I whipped out the finger and tossed around some F bombs and they took off. It was pretty impressive.

by My Nickname May 6, 2009

Patchwork madras

Patchwork madras is fabric that is made from 100% cotton, and is sewn into patchworks.The fabric is madras (cotton plaid) fabric, and the end product is known as patchwork madras.

Patchwork madras by Atlantis Fabrics is ideal for summer shorts.

by Patchwork madras April 5, 2011

Pachoww

A describing word used when putting an action in a good or positive way.

awesome spectacular cool pachoww

by BlondieLove135 April 8, 2011

Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.

She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.

by the troof March 13, 2013

Patchway Whore

It is a person of high standards until she has had a drink and starts acting in a whore-ish manner! For example if you are on a night out she would be the first one to take her bra off and be in a wet tshirt competition, dancing on a bar in slag pants, loving the attention from men!!

#PW #wettshirt #haventreallygotanystandards #alwaysonetoomany

Look at that Patchway whore on the bar!!

by BlackSheepSlumdog July 28, 2016

PatchoulI

An old school pheromone secreted by the skin of aging hippies

Sandy must not have showered in a while I could smell the patchouli coming off her.

by Tattman93 April 17, 2020

patchwork patty

A poorly rolled blunt, but you’ll go to space 🚀💫🧑 🚀👩🏻 🍳✨

“Chris can’t roll can you?”

“Nah Jae, but I can tryyy”
*rolls blunt with pieces of other wraps*
“lmao she a patchwork patty”
“She still got me to space tho”

by CrushingChaos April 19, 2021