Parker

Parkers are loving kind and sensitive. Parkers usually want to look good and may stay clear of dirty thing's. Dont be fooled if he is quiet and flinchy cause he is most likely powerful and a great guy. Girls he may like are pretty and share emotions back to him and can relate to him. Go get a parker

Parker just looked at me like i was a queen but who is he?

by Wayupthere December 15, 2017

Parker

A manslut

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.

by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018

Parker

Parker is a gay guy is is very stupid.

Dude my friend named parker is so gay. He tried to ask me out.

by Czhbama28 June 21, 2020

Parker

Usually a pale kid who has blue eyes and dirty blonde flippy hair. They have soft faces and rosey red cheeks. They can get any girl they want but usually fall for short girls with K names. They crush hard. They are very lovable and are cuddly teddy bears. They make the absolute best boyfriend. If you find one, consider yourself lucky af. They are one in a million.

"Damn, Parker is so hot! I wish he was mine."

by superhuman01221 May 31, 2016

Parker

to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front

becky - "eww, you went a little excessive with the deodorant today"

denise - "dammit that's cum, I forgot I gave a Parker last night"

becky - "ooh that sounds nice"

by jiggo swizzle February 26, 2011

Parker

Absolute loser who always says chicken butt. He is also very weird and kinda bad at building in fortnite.

Shut up Parker, you suck

by No.1 Furry November 7, 2019

Parker

A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.

Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.

Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.

by Parker Rez January 26, 2011