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parent's television council

A conservative organization that monitors the content of television shows in order to determine which ones are okay to let their children watch. While many complain that they are trying to infringe upon free speech, they are actually performing a very valuable service. You can figure out how good any given show is by how low they rate it.
I learned that 'Family Guy' is a really good show based on the very low rating that the parent's television council gave it.
by rustyshackleford August 15, 2007
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Parent-trapping

To trick two people into congregating for the sake of resolving an issue.
"Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan totally parent-trapped the shit out of their parents!"

"Yeah. Susie wouldn't hookup with John anymore because he fucked her mom. He was really bummed about it, so I parent-trapped them and now they're back together."

Dude 1 to Dude 2: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 1 to Girl: "Yo meet me at Noodles at 3:30.
Dude 2 to Dude 1: "Wait, are you parent-trapping me?"
by Putnam June 3, 2018
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Parechong

Slang or term used in the Philippines, it is an alternative for dude, or pare/pre (short slang for the word (friend) and in most cases, would be used together with those 2 words, and even more.

Usually those who came from colleges De La Salle University and Ateneo De Manila University use this
Person A: Sup, bro!
Person B: Wazzup, bro sis dude parechong!
Person A: Oh god, I sense cancer
by Onii-chan Senpai May 30, 2019
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Parental Unit

Refering to one's parents
I have to check in with the Parental Unit.
by Jenny November 14, 2004
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Parental Advisory

A logo added cover artwork that warns kids not to listen to this music with their parents.
Dude, don't play that! It has a parental advisory logo on it and your parents are in the next room.
by AnnDee4444 February 4, 2010
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divorced parent syndrome

a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:

1. divorced parents.

2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.

3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.

4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.
CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.

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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.

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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.
by doctor of divorced kids February 7, 2010
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parenthetical whore

someone who litters his writing with parenthetical information (information inside parentheses, be it a side note, background info, or explanation much like this one)
I hate when writers provide us with their each and every thought in parenthetical form, to the extent that the inner-parentheses word count is higher than the actual text! Parenthetical whores!
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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