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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.
James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.
by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012
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Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.
Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010
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parker lewis

To leave a location very abruptly; in a sudden hurry.

Derived from the popular 90's TV show, "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" in which the main character, Parker Lewis, and his group of close friends would sync their watches and speed off to implement one of their fool-hearted plans. The way they would speed off became synonymous to the main character's name.
Hurry and give me the keys...I've got to parker lewis before my wife comes back!
by II Shell July 10, 2007
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Packerele

The original name for gum, changed after a WWI German soldier who came along and exhibited ALL the traits of packerele. (His last name was Gum)
Hey have you seen that soldier Gum? He exhibits all the traits of packerele - being chewed, smashed up, other things that happen in battle. We should name it after him.
by JPorpoise April 11, 2011
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Mr Parker

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.
No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!
by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019
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Coach Parker

What a daddy. Coach P will give you that D
Oml Coach Parker has a sexy body and will give me that D
by Akenbtbdxjjs February 22, 2022
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Packerland

An informal name given to the entire eastern portion of Wisconsin state and surrounding areas, referring to the general region in the northern midwestern US where most football fans support the Green Bay Packers. Often referred to as "The Packers" and "The Pack", the GBP are a member of the National Football Conference (NFC) North Division.
"My flight was supposed to take off from Milwaukee hours ago, but I got snowed in and now I'm going to be stuck in Packerland until tomorrow." --A stranded non-Packer fan, or someone who just really isn't used to snow.

"Went up to Packerland to see Pack play against the Vikings, and we threw rotten tomatoes as that traitor Brett Favre." --A fan residing in, say, Illinois.
by apg703 February 11, 2010
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