Pandemic paradise

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by Jwhwhbwneiene June 3, 2020

Global Pandemic

Krish’s Family

GLOBAL PANDEMIC

by Gringooooooooooooooooooo September 16, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020

Pandemic Trap

When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.

Mike's crush sent him a pandemic Trap, so I guess we won't see him for 14 days or his funeral

by Reeru March 19, 2020

Pandemic Proposal

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.

"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020

pandemic perk

A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.

E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.

Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.

by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020

pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.

During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.

by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020