Giant-Ass Panda

A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.

"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"

by Tyler Alley September 18, 2009

methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.

Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.

by Clagbo July 19, 2006

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

The First Pancake

The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.

- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.

"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"

"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."

"I am a first pancake."

by baking420 January 29, 2012

Pancake Method

The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.

On my trip to South Padre island for spring break I used the pancake method religiously.

by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011

chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.

Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015

pancake slut

A prostitute that accepts pancakes as a form of payment; or a person who uses rolled pancakes as a dildo.

"Dude i didn't have any cash to pay that prostitute but luckily she was a pancake slut."

by Sabrina Bigverdee June 1, 2014