Paladins

Paladins is a game played by some people (like me)
Paladins is like the rip-off version of overwatch just way harder
You can play it free on the PS4 and pc (idk where you can play it. So fuck it)

Person 1:Hey bro wanna play Paladins
Person 2: Sure
Fortnite main: What's Paladins?!?
Some stupid guy: Can you play it on the game boy?
Everyone except the stupid guy: let's just leave *they all left as you can tell*

by Cheers Love the stupid is here November 22, 2018

paladins

Pretty much a free version of overwatch but with twice the titties

hey bro, wanna play paladins?
no, overwatch is better.

by bigbobman March 11, 2022

Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.

by veryveryspecialboiplsactpolite May 26, 2021

Paladin player

Basically neantherdal

stupid

dumb
mentally ill

Person1:gosh mike said how he thinks this song sucks
Person2:don't worry he's a paladin player

by Ihatepaladins July 25, 2021

Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by October 08, 2021